I Would Like To Buy A Towel.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

modmad:

You didn’t try at all Britain

You are drunk, go to bed Britain.

(lol here!)

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corgiappreciationblog:

Preparing for takeoff [x]

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b0arass:

Bo Burnham at Conan 2012 (x)

(via fuckyeah-boburnham)

"The three saddest things are the ill wanting to be well, the poor wanting to be rich, and the constant traveler saying ‘anywhere but here’."

E.E. Cummings (via 13neighbors)

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megamindinhd:

put your body on top of my body like a shitty blanket. like don’t even cuddle me just lie diagonally across me. thanks.

(via itsnewmath)

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pleasegoaway:

peroxideshotstuff:fozmeadows:

Sounds about right.

Best C&H in a long, long time. Possibly ever.

TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLLS

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I will be channeling Mark Cohen this Valentine’s Day.

idontneedanythingbutyou:

(via itsnewmath)

ampullae:

djavjr:

but why would you graffiti the quadratic formula

some thugs just want to watch the world learn

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I am just now realizing that my future roommate and I already follow each other on Tumblr, like long before we were actually friends, how weird is that.

tastefullyoffensive:

The essence of love.

[jimbenton]

vondell-swain:

put an unpauseable autoplay track on your blog but have it be 2 minutes of silence and then a man yelling

(Source: itsvondell, via fuckyeahloldemort)

if you don’t go fall off the face of the earth, I will cut you

bitch, please back off.

thank you.

enigmaticrose:

buildanewreality:

scr4ggy:

mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it

that’s how we show our anger in england, you see

actually, we did that first

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